Get ready to groan
Christmas Failed the LitmusCopyright (c) 2015 Tennyson Road Music
Me and the little missus
Drove to Texas over x-mas
But you'd think with all that effort
Her parents would respect us
But her Mom said I was shiftless
And her Dad said I was witless
It's an awful thing to witness
When Christmas fails the litmus
Christmas failed the litmus
Christmas failed the litmus
An awful thing to witness
Christmas fail the litmus
Now I'm not one for complaining
But that holiday was draining
The gifts I got were lame, and
When not snowing, it was raining
And somewhere over Dallas
Santa's reindeer lost their balanceAnd my scripted Christmas wishlist
Was misplaced by elfin misfits
Christmas failed the litmus
Christmas failed the litmus
They lost the Christmas wishlist
(I had scribbled on some litmus)Now you'd think I was ungrateful
For all those grinning 'round the table
But they looked mentally unstable
(so I barely got a plateful)
An awful thing to witness
Christmas fail the litmus
So I guess we'll drive back home and
We'll spend Easter on the sofa
Yeah that bunny - he's the swellest
(And he makes it past the smell test
)
Because...
Christmas failed the litmus
Christmas failed the litmus
It was an awful thing to witness
Yeah when ..
Christmas failed the litmus !