I was literally driving my car with a peach in my jacket pocket when this came to me. Does it work?
Peaches
She started her life on a Georgia farm
Red hair, pink cheeks - all part of her charm
Out in the orchard, pickin' the fruit
Workin' and learnin' a lesson or two, like..
Peaches don't like to be knocked around
They're easily bruised and the bruise turns brown
They're the sweetest thing that can ever be found
But peaches don't like to be knocked around
At sixteen she married a heartless brute
His eyes were as wicked as hers were blue
And she found herself on the receiving end
Of the kick and the punch of an angry man, but
Peaches don't like to be knocked around
They're easily bruised and and the bruise turns brown
They're the sweetest thing that can ever be found
But peaches don't like to be knocked around
One day he was raging, especially rough
And Peaches decided she'd had enough
So she drug up an axe from the basement floor
And she swung as he came through the bedroom door
So he never can bruise her anymore
'cause..
Peaches don't like to be knocked around
They're easily bruised and the bruise turns brown
They're the sweetest thing that can ever be found
The sweetest thing that can ever be found
Yes, the sweetest thing that can ever be found...
But Peaches don't like to be knocked around.