Hello friends, please find my effort for the current Headline challenge...
A bit tongue in cheek...
Of the two options I was given I choses 'Harry Reid confirms Federal government covered up UFO sightings.
So my little ditty is a take off of the idea that aliens have been visiting the planet for a long time. My thoughts were, why wouldn't they make contact with us if we/they have nothing to fear. So here is my prologue....
https://soundcloud.com/jamie1802/weve-been-watching-youAt the intersection of Quasars 190236 and 14759 there is a ship called Thetis, orbiting a planet called Neferton 6A. On this ship there is a delegation of entities attending a Board meeting. The chairman Tan Jot calls the meeting to order after a recess and asks the secretary Dom Talek to introduce the next item on the agenda. Next on the agenda we have the acquisitions and capital expenditure session. Item 1 is an update on our Project 999111 “Harvest Earth”. Dear colleagues if we do not act soon, ‘Earth” will be out of our Galactic orbit for the next Millenia and therefore our ‘window of opportunity’ is closing rapidly. As a summary the project is predicated on expenditure of the approved capital expenditure of which 40% has been used. It is intended that the project will return is a 100 times return on our investment and furthermore will allow us to use ‘Earth” as a base for our next excursion.
In order to come to a conclusion on the decision allow me to update the Board on progress towards out goals.
Our outposts continue to visit Earth to assess the status of the residents and to update our records on developments. As you are aware the decision not to make contact with the primitives has been resolutely followed and though they think they we have visited this is no more that their superstitions and false beliefs that we are here. We have never been detected.
Our pre-emptive activities continue on three main efforts
!. We have continued to increase the temperature on the planet over the last 100 years, this has resulted in activities to reduce ‘Global warming’ on the planet. This has reduced the effectiveness of their economies and caused political instability. Their ‘Leaders’ blame each other.
2. Our Putin cyborg continues to be very effective in destabilising ‘Europe’ with his efforts in Georgia and Ukraine. Unfortunallty despite our best efforts the ’Trump’ cyborg has been totally ineffective and failed to conclude our efforts to have the 'USA and Iran' start a war. We have started a new campaign with cyborg ‘Biden’.
3. Our other recent and ongoing activity is to ’seed’ the Earth with viruses. The current effects have been excellent and when we ’seed’ the next batch of variants the Planet will be weakened beyond repair.
I propose to the Board that we proceed with the colonisation and acquisition of ‘Earth’ with immediate effect.
All those in favour please raise the appropriate appendage.
The decision is duly noted
Signed
Dom Talek
Secretary to the Astral Acquisitions sub group Board
We're making plans for you
We’re making plans for you, but just not yet
Options are up for grabs, no need to fret
We’ve had a look around, hedging our bets
Weigh up the pro’s and cons, time to reflect
We’ve sown the seeds of doom, our plans are clear
We’ll give you rope enough, then we’ll appear
We’ll raise the temperature, turn up the heat
And you will blame yourselves, blame your elites
We’ve been watching you, from the stars
Keeping tabs on you from afar
We came to take a look, just to check
Consider all our plans, prepare the decks
And when you’ve wasted Earth, we’ll talk right in
We play a waiting game, we always win
Don’t need to work too hard, it’s all down to you
Once you destroy yourselves, we’ll start anew.
We’ve been watching you, from the stars
Keeping tabs on you from afar
We came to take a look, just to check
Consider all our plans, prepare the deck
We don’t need to rush, we’ll take our chance
Wait for our turn to come, it’s circumstance
You will never know where we are from
I think your time is up, coz here we come