I'll tell you what to do Neil,
Go and check the dog kennel, your dog is probably dead.
You should have already noticed by now that your wife has left you, the tell tale sign will be all the missing furniture and valuables.
Don't bother going into work, your boss has probably fired you.
And that banging noise you can hear?? That's most likely Jess banging on your door.
Yep, you're in for one hell of a day.
Allan.