just trying somethink a little different an eminem feal to this ;-)
Verse 1
Paris Hilton smells worse than stilton
Much dumber than bill fucking Clinton
Nichole riche is so fucking bitchy
Drives the wrong way down the highway
Jimmy Carr more boring than a seminar
How he became a star ill never know its bizarre
Katy Perry should get back on the usa ferry
Nothing extraordinary in her vocabulary
Professor Green treating em mean to keep em keen
Needs to join the marines to improve his hygiene
Pamela Anderson enough tits to give everyone some
Might be a mum but still earns an income from her bum
Katie price arrested by vice surgeons sliced and diced
The only thing I want to do with her is offer her as a sacrifice
Kerry kotona always drunk on the corona
A screamer moaner with the wrong persona
Danny dyer thinks hes a high flyer
A big liar with no priors he should retire
Tiger woods is in the bad books
Got hundreds of girls in his phonebook
Gary glitter targets children on twitter
You wouldn’t hire him as a babysitter
Jedwards landlord deserves a reward for being bored
Make them write we suck a hundred times on the blackboard
Chorus
Take the Mickey out of a celebrity
Destroy them worse than the paparazzi
A trustee on the committee tells them their pretty
Claw their eyes out like a naughty kitty
This ditty is so clever because im witty
This city only likes them because they feel pity
Go crazy and cause a media storm
They perform when their on the platform
Crazier than a hailstorm louder than a thunderstorm
Its like Gary glitter in a school girls dorm
Verse 2
Sarah michelle Gellar locked up in my cellar
What I would love to tell her the vampire slayer
Ricky gervais not worth a poundland vase
Misplace the dance in the workplace it’s a disgrace
Ross kemp went to Afghanistan for the hemp
Ended up in a bin laden training camp
Lady gaga the bizarre blah blah
Crazier clothes than Madonna’s spiked bra
Ferne cotton don’t think iv forgotten that you’ve gone all rotten
She’s gone so far downhill that she’s now worse than Bolton
Mike Myers lost all of his seductive powers
Can’t pull the girls so he takes cold showers
Darren brown always getting knockdown in the playground
Has the crown of being turndown the biggest class clown
Martin clunes looks like a cartoon buffoon
Brains smaller than a teaspoon what a fool
Davina mccal aint cool shes a big brother whore
What a fucking bore now extinct like the dinosaur
Wayne Rooney what an ugly loony
His attempts at scoring a goal is puny
Gary liniker nothink but a stinker
Big ears no brain anythink but a thinker
Kanye west thinks hes better than the rest
Stormed the stage in protest he addressed killed himself by request
Chorus
Take the Mickey out of a celebrity
Destroy them worse than the paparazzi
A trustee on the committee tells them their pretty
Claw their eyes out like a naughty kitty
This ditty is so clever because im witty
This city only likes them because they feel pity
Go crazy and cause a media storm
They perform when their on the platform
Crazier than a hailstorm louder than a thunderstorm
Its like Gary glitter in a school girls dorm
Verse 3
Michael Barrymore sucking dicks forever more
Shagging killing guys from swimming pools to the shore
Brittney spears manipulating people with fake tears
Listening to her singing is my worse fear my worse nightmare
Dave berry always on the sherry Drinking till he gets very merry
His perfect job is doing commentary about the Canterbury cemetery
Simon cowl famous only for his scowl
Making singers dig their graves with a trowel
Ben Affleck always sucking dick
From the ball sack to the tip in one big lick
Orlando bloom always in a costume
Doom and gloom from the minute he left the womb
Brad pitt when it comes to acting he’s shit and knows it
Stay at home daddy knitting Angelina a new outfit
Keanu reeves is like a fucking disease freeze the sneeze
Makes you wheeze doctors grab you balls and squeeze
Tom cruise drinking booze buying shoes
His religion is crap getting tattoos is taboo
Tom hanks needs to get run over by a tank
Every film he’s been in is completely wank
Cheryl Cole finally dumped the troll of an asshole
He’s got no soul all he cares about is scoring a goal
Chorus
Take the Mickey out of a celebrity
Destroy them worse than the paparazzi
A trustee on the committee tells them their pretty
Claw their eyes out like a naughty kitty
This ditty is so clever because im witty
This city only likes them because they feel pity
Go crazy and cause a media storm
They perform when their on the platform
Crazier than a hailstorm louder than a thunderstorm
Its like Gary glitter in a school girls dorm
Outro
This is a character assassination
Total annihilation this is the British nation
Standing alongside each other in formation
And rap is our communication
No matter your location you have frustration
Put on probation since the day of your creation
copyright british anarchy all rights reseverd 2010
