@MichaelA this is pure genius as we say over here.... From beginning to end just flat out amazing. And the concept - you are mad in the best possible way.. So inventive, so clever, so funny..
This?
"But from Big Granny Chief there was no relief
I says what's up Your Majesty, why all the grief?
She goes who’s s this chubby Mr Hip Hop hubby
With your kecks down your arse and your gangsta hoody
You're a fashion mishap, where's that nice old chap
With his afternoon nap and his dapper flat cap
I says don't agitate, babe it's just too late
I is Big G of Hip Hop and fame awaits"
Inspired!!!
Just fanbloodytastic! You have outdone yourself...
K