[Dogmax]

KATY. IS. MINE. 

Back off i seen her first     

I'm gone off Katy now, Tina got to her   

[Olie]

KATY. IS. MINE.  

Back off i seen her first    

I'm gone off Katy now, Tina got to her    

Don't need her legs...

Happy with legless Katy Perry for Christmas.

[habiTat]

  tina i'd love to see your full collection of weird stuff,         

oh you mean my family?

aww poor katy! (your a bad influence habitat!)

LOL (I'm actually laughing out loud) hahahahahaha

Nice one Tina

[Jess]

  I'd like Katy with TWO legs when I see her at the O2 next year please (it WILL happen)

[tina m]

jess i will make sure katy has got at least 2 legs for the O2 ....hmmm would 3 be better?
ive got nothing against katy perry its just when men see a pretty girl in her knickers with her boobs falling out there tongues hang out & there brains get bypassed.....i just couldnt resist having a laugh at them....& actualy  im not complaining... its the only way i ever get what i want

[tina m]

yes boys i will put katy in the compititon prizes!!

[GTB]

I'm very tempted… trouble is… I've been tormenting everyone since June with my xmas album, 13 songs so far and since I posted most of them already.  I guess they'll be disqualified under the "don't post 'till December" rule.  Have I got another one in me? I don't know - If anyone who can sing want's to collaborate I'm up for that - though most of my songs involve vampires, werewolves, murderers, stalkers, toilet humour etc. - I haven't done paedo's or terrorists yet though hmmm…. (xmas toto maybe?)  you did say there were no rules)
GTB

[tina m]

ive no idea what christmas toto means ?but yes theres only one rule & thats the post in december so  have a go GTB
i have been trying to work out your avatar for ages are you wearing a mexican wrestlers mask?

[habiTat]

over on the secret forum they are realy into the ukrainean call girls ... i think they must be a pop group....so im offering there new christmas single as a compitition prize!

I won't be entering a Christmas song now.

[GTB]

Ah, that should be ""Christmas TOTP" (someone moved the keyboard).  I think it's really funny (in a very sad perverted kind of way that isn't really funny at all) that TOTP2 archives have to have nearly all the presenters edited out these days.  I wonder if that's why so many 'Whistle Test reruns are on at the moment - every cloud has a silver lining :-)  Ooh, I hope whispering Bob has been behaving himself!
It's a 'Dude' costume with wig and beard that I wore for a gig where we all dressed up (from The Big Lebowski).
Just to clarify, does a new version/mix of an old Christmas song qualify for the comp? (if posted after 2013/11/30:23:59:59.99999999999999999999999999999999999999etc?

[tina m]

I won't be entering a Christmas song now.

it was meant as a joke ...theres  a lot of them in this thread... youve laughed at them whats diffrent about this one? as its you ive taken it down
why dont you get the advert taken of of the secret kitchen if you dont approve..i think its incredibley  bad taste they allow it over there! i didnt dredge it up it was already there!!

[habiTat]

I won't be entering a Christmas song now.

it was meant as a joke ...theres  a lot of them in this thread... youve laughed at them whats diffrent about this one? as its you ive taken it down
why dont you get the advert taken of of the secret kitchen if you dont approve..i think its incredibley  bad taste they allow it over there! i didnt dredge it up it was already there!!

Never seen that ad on there, I get ads for sunbingo, b&q and amazon. Just thought it was a bit much.
Too busy with work at the mo to record much anyway.

[benjo]

hey tina

i'll take katy perry with no legs
it's not really them I want, I was gonna say something then
but realised there are children on here

you can't get hold of michelle keegan can you
god my brains would be exited

                                              ha ha ha you crack me right up tina

[Jess]

you can't get hold of michelle keegan can you
god my brains would be exited

Or emily ratajkowski...just saying...

ITS NOT JUST MEN WHO CAN PLAY THIS GAME

Girlcrushing...

[tina m]

Never seen that ad on there, I get ads for sunbingo, b&q and amazon. Just thought it was a bit much.

dutchbeat has mentioned that ukrainean girls ad on the secret forum so its not just me thats seen it
I thought the ads were rotating & you just got more of what the cookies on your pc told them so I thought evryone had seen it at least once
anyway if its just becos of whats been searched for then no fellas going to admit it are they...men are secretive about porn....i have to share this computer so its no wonder I get it on mine then

no I dont like the secret kitchen after the way I was erased from there but I am not nasty & was just having a bit of fun ...for crying out loud how many times have i mentioned the bloody ukrainean sex line on this forum since I first came across it on the secret kitchen ...no ones said anything before!!