Pontificationhttps://soundcloud.com/paulcanuck/pontificationWe asked you to prepare a short report
The key word to remember here is "short"
But attempts to print it out broke our machine
It's a good thing that it did - because we saved all those trees
Pontification
Pontification
You've got our patience
Wearing thin
You go on, and on, and on, and on, and on
We think you're done
Then you go on, and on, again
A wedding speech is a few kind words for the happy two
But the key word you'd forgotten here is "few"
By the time we had survived your diatribe
That groom had raised a family with his blushing bride!
Pontification
Pontification
You've got our patience
Wearing thin
You go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on
We hope you're done
Then you go on, and on, again!
Eventually you'll die and go to hell
Where you can plead your case for mercy to the devil
But when he finds out you've this problem being frank
He'll send you back to us, and say:
"No Thanks"
"NO THANKS!!"
Pontification
Pontification
You've got our patience
Wearing thin
You go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on
We pray you're done!
Then you go on, and on, again
So - are you done?
No - you go on, and on, again
Oh - come on!
You go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on....