[terrysains]

I SAW THE WIFE ON THE INTERNET.


Well the wife has gone to Bingo. (hurrah)
And I am all alone
 and it doesn’t take me very long for my mind to roam
Open up my laptop and  off to Amateur blogs
Where really sexy women all have sex with blokes

Their are fat ones and their’s thin ones
And some just in between
Teen ones and  keen ones and some just quite obscene
then I saw an old girl really having a go
And on closer inspection it was a face I know

Oh I saw the wife on the internet tonight
She looked as happy as could be
She was doing things to them she would never do to me
I saw the wife on the internet tonight

Well I wondered how to play it
I thought that I’d stay cool
But then again I wanted to get out the ducking stool
Watched a bit of tele then I paced  along the floor
Then I heard a fumbling a key in the door





I said did you have a nice night
And did you have any luck
she said for the first half  I just really sucked
But I warmed up in the second and my books got  really hot
And I only went and won the last house jackpot

Their’s 500 for you 500 for me
you can get them nice new tyres sort out your mot.
I know it got you down and your really feeling blue
How lucky are we I’d do anything for  you.

Oh I saw the wife on the internet tonight
She looked as happy as could be
She said I’m getting nine when I’m only used to three
I saw the wife on the internet tonight

Well I stared down at  those 20’s
 thought I’d let her off  this time
She smiled at me and winked said how about bedtime
Fancy a bit of roll play I hope your not feeling coy
You can call me Tracey and I’ll call you Leroy

Oh I saw the wife on the internet tonight
She looked as happy as could be
She was doing things to them she would never do to me
I saw the wife on the internet tonight

Terry Sains Copyright..09/02/2014.
Terrysains@yahoo.co.uk

 

 




























 

[BooBoo]

I think I'm too young for this haha

[PeeJay]

This was a fun read.

I was expecting six and nine to come out at the bingo!

Maybe -

'Open up my laptop and off to amateur cams
Where really sexy women get it on with a man' 

Blogs are written rather than visual i think - not that i know anything at all about this sort of thing!

Nice one,

Phil.