[Boydie]

These are great! - a particular shout out for TONE's transpose

I guess I should have a go...

I have been writing quite a dark song about sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality...

...but I was just flogging a dead horse 

[Jenna]

I wrote a song about knitting. It was quite a yarn.

[pompeyjazz]

Yodasdad, You shouldn't have laid down that challenge.I'm now well into writing a song based on the screwfix catalog although it's going to be more about obsession I think. Thanks for the inspiration 

[Oldbutyet]

I wrote a song about invisible ink, still cant find it   

A three legged dog wrote a song call  "I miss my paw"

Gets me everytime that one   

[Jamie]

I wrote a song about egocentricity, but enough of that,lets talk about me!

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about the Lacoste crocodile taking a trip in a hot air balloon...it was all based around a rising motif.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song aimed at Bonnie Tyler, it had a great I IV V turn around in it. I was getting a little bit nervous that she wouldn't like it and that I'd spent so long working on it that all my best years had gone by.

When I took it to her I saw the look in her eyes and I was a little bit terrified. She passed on it on principle as she was tired of me never coming round.

I'm falling apart, I've cried, I cried so loud you could probably have heard the sound of my tears.

I messed up, I totally missed from the start.

[Yodasdad]

I'm trying to write a song about the tough times I've had, about how I've tried to escape the troubling waters of my life. It's not working  though, I just can't find the right bridge.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song in the style of Elvis Presley but when I sang it for my mom she hated it. She was really nasty but she said she was sorry and that she didn't think it was very good because she couldn't even tell what the title was.

I said that's alright mama.

[Yodasdad]

I wrote a song about a guy called Pompeyjazz, he used to be a good songwriter but for some reason in the middle of his latest song he developed an obsession with DIY, gave up on songwriting and went off to start a career as an odd job man, never to be heard of again...

Strange that!

[Darren1664]

I wrote a song about Strawberries - it was covered by cream

[Paulski]

I wrote a song for Crowded House called "The Elephant in the Room"

[Paulski]

I wrote a song called "Gathering Moss" but the Rolling Stones wouldn't pick it up.

[Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra]

I wrote a song about a crane.

It was long and slow but it picked up at the end.

[Paulski]

Like Paul McCartney and "Yesterday" I wrote a song in my dream the other night.
Only my song was about eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke up - my pillow was gone!