Hi all
Here is a brand new song - lyrics self explanatory I hope.
If you choose to listen and provide feedback, I thank you!
https://soundcloud.com/bill-saunders/badge-of-honour-master-1Hey John, did you see how ‘kin drunk Steve was
Couldn’t stand up, he was literally falling all over the road!
Did you see when he grabbed that waitress...
6.30am I’m bleary eyed waiting for my flight
Had to rise at 4.45 and kiss my wife goodbye
Coffee in hand in the terminal lounge it’s starting to get light
The stagger boys start early, they’ve started downing pints
The laughter’s getting louder, the language getting coarse
By the time they’re off to Prague or Benidorm, it’s only getting worse
Five miles high, trapped in a tin can, drunken yobs doing handstands
A long weekend on foreign shores, a chance to share our culture
Meanwhile, back home....
On every high street, on every weekend
Falling into parked cars, throwing up in doorways
Broken stilettos and running mascara
Hoarse expletives punch through the streetlights
Fists are flying, girls are screaming
Bottles in hand, like grenades in a warzone
And the air turns blue, there’s fighting in the taxi queue
A nation’s badge of honour
It’s a sick badge of honour to boast about how drunk you got again
Have you ever wondered why it’s not like that in France Italy or Spain?
Where you’re safe to walk the city streets, in the daytime or after dark
They think it’s cool, they think they’re funny, it’s all some kind of terrible farce
The boys are back from Tenerife, it’s time to be flying home
It’s all quiet at the carousel, muttered conversations with girlfriends on the phone
A trail of destruction left behind, along with half their livers
Money lost along with self respect, sober and self conscious, they hope they’ll be forgiven
...she went kin mental!!
No sense of humour some people
Then he goes and spends the rest of the night in the bog!
Brilliant weekend mate! Absolute classic