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A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« on: September 12, 2017, 06:35:01 PM »
The judge looks down at her and asks, "First offender?"

The woman replies, "nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender."

:D :D :D

(Yes, I stole this from Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6zmlfx/a_woman_is_accused_of_beating_her_husband_half_to/ )
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2017, 07:52:23 PM »
 ;D

That made a chuckle - I love guitar brand puns

It gets a standing OVATION from me  :D
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2017, 08:43:57 PM »
PRS no more.  :(
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2017, 09:26:48 PM »
Meh, just another taylor made joke for guitar lovers only.

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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2017, 09:48:41 PM »
Encore  :P
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2017, 11:19:37 PM »
I do enjoy these jokey threads, we should do them a bit hofner
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2017, 08:03:08 AM »
Groan...
Can't you try and do these jokes a bit LESs POORLy?
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2017, 10:39:13 AM »
Cort me having a smile...
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2017, 11:15:44 AM »
A friend forgot to bring his guitar to the last gig

So I said "Here, you can TAK-A-MINE"
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2017, 03:11:33 PM »
Yama ha ha! This thread gretsch funnier and funnier.
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2017, 03:15:33 PM »
Laughed so hard I nearly ex-squired.  ;D

That's why I tickle ivories - no-one can hit you over the head with a piano  ;D
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2017, 08:12:09 PM »
My friend didn't have any money to buy another guitar so I said "Do you need any DO-BRO"
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2017, 09:37:48 PM »
We should form a GUILD
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2017, 08:19:48 PM »
Enough! this is taking the PRS now
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Re: A woman is accused of severely beating her husband with his guitar collection

« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2017, 08:22:17 PM »
That's terrible, I hope she gets into a fender bender
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