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Silly songwriter groaner jokes thread
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Yodasdad
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August 08, 2017, 12:27:37 AM »
I wrote a song once to earn money for drugs when I was on holiday in Ireland...I just did it for the craic.
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Paulski
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August 08, 2017, 12:31:39 PM »
I wrote a song about dropping a piano down a mineshaft - couldn't decide on which key to play it in.
Ended up with A flat miner
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Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra
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August 08, 2017, 01:13:25 PM »
I wrote a song about reroofing my barn.
It was covered twice.
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PaulyX
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August 08, 2017, 03:00:00 PM »
I wrote a song with a dwarf who lived in the Parisian subways. No percussion - I just played along to the metronome.
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Yodasdad
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August 08, 2017, 03:58:10 PM »
I wrote a song while I was on a pub crawl, it was a bit long though...too many bars.
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Darren1664
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August 08, 2017, 05:48:45 PM »
I sit in work trying to think up new ones of these!
I'm not very good though
I wrote a song about dry snotty nose - I did some finger picking
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Paulski
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August 08, 2017, 06:37:59 PM »
Haha - these are great - we need a LIKE button!
I wrote a song about an elevator - had a good lift but it brought some people down.
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Viscount Cramer & His Orchestra
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August 08, 2017, 06:48:53 PM »
I wrote a song for a man who was cloned.
He was beside himself with gratitude.
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Take it easy.
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Yodasdad
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August 08, 2017, 07:06:36 PM »
I wrote a song about subtleley and sensitively telling someone that they are the product of an incestuous relationship.
I thought it would be difficult but 10 minutes and Bob's your uncle, it was done.
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Yodasdad
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August 08, 2017, 07:11:58 PM »
I've got an annoying tendency to keep writing songs about a nun whose clothing rides up to expose her bare buttocks every time she bends over.
I know, it's a bad habit.
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Yodasdad
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August 08, 2017, 07:17:09 PM »
I wrote a song about someone who pretended to write a post on a forum just to reach their next 100 posts.
Yay 700!
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Paulski
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August 08, 2017, 07:18:55 PM »
I wrote a song about a turd in a swimming pool.
It floated along nicely but no-one would pick it up.
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Yodasdad
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August 08, 2017, 07:24:17 PM »
I wrote a song about a prison inmate who always talked down to people when he passed them going down the stairs. He was a condescending con-descending.
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Yodasdad
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August 08, 2017, 07:28:58 PM »
I wrote a song about how Phil Collins can't even take a woman out for a coffee without sleeping with her...he's an easy lover.
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Jenna
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August 08, 2017, 09:18:20 PM »
Can't.Stop.Laughing! Love the humor.
I wrote a song about astrology. It wasn't in the stars for me to become one.
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