I've never watched the Eurovision Song Contest before and I'm not a Graham Norton fan, but as I'm I'm in songwriting mode at the moment I thought I'd watch it this time
(A bottle of wine has helped me get through it)
Well done Graham for your patriotism and your tongue in cheek sarcasm, made it bearable.
Oh Jesus, they're yodelling!
That's all I wanted to say folks.
Yodasdad