And for a real twist, what would you think of making the speaker a woman instead of a man? It seems to be a trend lately, showing the stronger side of women and putting them in fictional roles traditionally reserved for men, especially in the US country genre.
Witness:
https://www.popsugar.com/love/Strong-Female-Country-Songs-34922044
I can't believe they left out Gretchen Wilson's "I'm Here for the Party."
Another popular trend in country in recent days is females and guns. It's kind of strange for me being raised in a different generation but it's current.
And the Dixie Chicks are on the rise again. Love them!
But having a hard-headed, hard-drinking woman with a little black book of drink dates might be something special. I've not heard any of these since Gretchen's I'm Here for the Party.
IN which case you'll need a female on vocals. My range is kind of like that of Miley Cyrus. Here's me attempting her song Wrecking Ball fx free. My voice starts giving out about 2/3 of the way through. It's a hard one to sing.
Wrecking Ball. Definitely not a pro, but maybe passable in a pinch.